you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories
god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand
ALTim having a moment
IF YOU AREN'T IN A UNION AND SEE A JOB OFFER FOR WRITER OR ACTOR DO NOT ACCEPT IT. THERE ARE CURRENTLY ADS GOING AROUND TELLING YOU'LL GET PAID A LOT OF MONEY ROR THAT DO NOT FALL FOR IT THAY ARE LOOKING FOR SCABS, DON'T BE ONE
hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative
hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly
this is how eve got expelled from Eden
I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.
that's dong and gong. bong means neither of those things
This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.
I’m naked.
get out of the fucking garden
that james baldwin quote where he says, “it took many years of vomiting up all the filth i’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before i was able to walk on the earth as though i had a right to be here.”
ALTyou guys just say sentences
I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you're a swifty on tumblr these days
no it isn’t. hope this helps
